The seven golden rules of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club
One: Goal of the club is “One can never have enough firewood so let’s get more.”
Two: Spirit of club is all for one and one for all.
Three: It is the solemn duty of members of the club to share wood acquisition opportunities as they arise.
Four: We collectively meet as possible and tackle the wood job and split it fairly.
Five: If you can’t meet to help, no problem at all. Just don’t expect the rest of the club members to bring wood to your house and stack it up for you, jerk.
Six: Our mandatory annual meeting is a huge bonfire.
Seven: If you have to ask how you can join the club then you are not membership material.
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