The Seven Golden Rules of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club

hardcore-wood-club-sagamore-branchThe seven golden rules of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club

One: Goal of the club is “One can never have enough firewood so let’s get more.”

Two: Spirit of club is all for one and one for all.

Three: It is the solemn duty of members of the club to share wood acquisition opportunities as they arise.

Four: We collectively meet as possible and tackle the wood job and split it fairly. 

Five: If you can’t meet to help, no problem at all. Just don’t expect the rest of the club members to bring wood to your house and stack it up for you, jerk.

Six: Our mandatory annual meeting is a huge bonfire.

Seven: If you have to ask how you can join the club then you are not membership material.

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Site of previous wood gathering experience.
Site of previous wood gathering experience.
Big oak tree gathering. Gracias El Jefe Guapo Presidente.
Big oak tree gathering. Gracias El Jefe Guapo Presidente.
We told you we were hardcore.
We told you we were hardcore.
Broken pinky. No problem. Hardcore bro.
Broken pinky. No problem. Hardcore bro.
El Presidente enforcing a damn oak tree.
El Presidente enforcing a damn oak tree.
Is that Sasquatch or a member of the Sagamore Hard Core Wood Club?
Is that Sasquatch or a member of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club?
A Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club Member Almost Lost a Member
A Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club Member Almost Lost a Member
Fruits of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club's Labor. Getting Ready for Fall/Winter Oyster Roast
Fruits of the Sagamore Hardcore Wood Club’s Labor. Getting Ready for Fall/Winter Oyster Roast
The morning light paints a freshly-split white oak log. Hardcore ballpoint pen action had to be applied.
The morning light paints a freshly-split white oak log. Hardcore ballpoint pen action had to be applied.
Did you question our commitment to hardcore? you shall not, nevermore.
Did you question our commitment to hardcore? you shall not, nevermore.
The Hardcore Wood Club Has a Nicer Side to it. Sometimes.
The Hardcore Wood Club Has a Nicer Side to it. Sometimes.
Alabama is not going to be the same after the hardcore wood club visited.
Alabama is not going to be the same after the Hardcore Wood Club visited.
A log that's on fire must be split to burn optimally. Hardcore bro.
A log that’s on fire must be split to burn optimally. Hardcore bro.
For Sale Soon: Portable Burn Barrels Emblazoned With Hardcore Wood Club Logos.
For Sale Soon: Portable Burn Barrels Emblazoned With Hardcore Wood Club Logos.
Portrait of a Stihl Still-Life Sunset Shot Brings Hardcore Tears to the Eyes of Husqvarna Owners.
Portrait of a Stihl Still-Life Sunset Shot Brings Hardcore Tears to the Eyes of Husqvarna Owners.
Hardcore Insulated Combo Porcelain Cooler Natural-Fired Grill.
Hardcore Insulated Combo Porcelain Cooler Natural-Fired Grill.
A Hardcore cut to a leg didn't stop this bro.
A Hardcore cut to a leg didn’t stop this bro.
A Hardcore horizontal six-foot red oak log split. Hardcore to the core bro.